Funny gay poems that rhyme

MY KIDNAPPER IS DEAD, AND MY DADDY'S LITTLE SHY BOY IN ME, IS WITH DAD

DING **** MY KIDNAPPER IS Gone, THAT IS WHY I ALLOWED TED BUNDY

TO TAKE ME YEAH, I WANTED TO KIDNAP MY KIDNAPPER

HOPING THE SPIRIT WORLD CAN **** MY KIDNAPPER, OH YEAH

I KNOW IT’S ****** Difficult, CAUSE, THE SCHITZOPHRENIA, WAS GIVING ME THE ****** YRGE

I Verb IT HARD TO RID THE URGE, SO I MADE TED BUNDY’S GHOST TIE ME UP

BUT THIS MADE ME FIGHT MY FATHER, AND FORCE ME ON MEDICATION

WHICH MADE THE NICEST Dude, BUT MY KIDNAPPER KEPT COMING BACK

DING **** I WANTED MY KIDNAPPER DEAD, I KNOW I ANNOYED A LOT OF PEOPLE

TRYING TO GRAB THEM OH YEAH

I GRABBED A FEW SCHOOL MATES, AND THAT IS WHY I WAS TREATED LIKE A YEAH MATE YEAH KID

I WANT TO GET REOFORMED, BUT A VOICE SAID, NO YOUR NOR REFORMED

AND I WORKED AT THE RAINBOW, HELPING THE MENTALLY ILL

AND I FELT LIKE A HAPPY CHIRPY COOL KID GOING TO THE BEACH AND BUSHWALKING

AND WORKING IN THE RAINBOW KITCHEN, AND NOBODY WANTED TO TEASE ME

CAUSE I HELPED TO GIVE THEM A MEAL, I WAS A Fresh KID, AND VERY VERY CHIRPY

AND THEN IN 2002, I FELT REALLY CRAZ

Misunderstood ******

******
A word I own heard a thousand times
A thousand different ways
But has always sounded the same,
Like ignorance

A word that has never left me feeling worthless
Or unloved
Just misunderstood

Even when followed by being thrown into the bathroom stall of a Girl's gym locker room
Or by the scant friends I had left helping me clean up my battered face and the hide the bruises

I have always been haughty of the term ****** because even though it was said to be offensive
I was being acknowledged as me

But when the word was spilled by the woman who once rocked me to sleep till I was no longer scared
The woman who has always protected me
It was then that all the pain I ever should have felt
Took a hold of my heart and ran it up to my throat until the pain leaked from my eyes
I was angry
I was sad
And I was scared
Because I knew that synonyms was always followed by violence
And I didn't think that I would be able to walk with my head held high from this one
My verb turned red and my blood turned cold and I watched my father defend me
Finally I stopped him an

Weird Poems – Funny, Strange, And Silly

I have written the following weird poems over the past few years, usually at moments of heightened excitement or immense boredom. Mostly the latter. Whether funny, strange, or just plain silly, whenever the inspiration comes, each poem is written down here.

The worm can turn

The worm can turn;
Haven’t you heard?
When you think upon it
It seems absurd.
Worms can turn near,
Worms can change far,
It really depends
On where they are.
Worms are turning
Everywhere.
One might be turning
In your hair.
Worms in an apple
Find turning hell:
‘Cause apples are hard,
They can’t turn very well.

Moose

A moose is like a bull on stilts
With a silly kind of head.
And if one of them sat on you
You’d probably be dead.

They grow to 7 feet in height,
Or something rather near,
And if you threw beer onto them
Then they would smell of beer.

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LGBTQ Poetry
Explore the rich tradition of gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgender, and queer poets and poetry by browsing a selection of poems & audio. For more essays, video, and ephemera, review out our Pride Month roundup.

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