Gay cooking aprons

Gay aprons are great, aren’t they? They not only help to show fabulous pride and protect our clothes from stains, but also they are handy for cleaning the hands in the kitchen since you can’t feasibly go wash your hands every single moment you touch something, so they basically double as dish towels.

Many a nice shirt has been saved from utter destroy by an unexpected grease splash or that inevitable spaghetti spill – and honey, you damn well that isn’t coming out.

Another benefit of wearing an apron is the psychological effect it bestows when you throw it on and draw those strings tight: it makes you sense like a fierce boss – one who is ready to take on even the most formidable souffle or roast. It gives you a boost of confidence and puts you in the mindset of a culinary badass. It’s basically the fashion form of the saying, &l

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